The doggone girl is mine

They've been arguing over this in song since the 80s so let's sort it out once and for all. Despite their claims eschewing combat of any kind:

"Michael, We're Not Going To Fight About This, Okay?"

"Paul, I Think I Told You, I'm A Lover Not A Fighter"

we all know they love a good ruck.

Celebrity SPS can now reveal the results of a close-fought battle over 'the doggone girl' and the winner is.....



Michael Jackson, congratulations Michael.

Macca is generally know as a perennial 'scissors' player


but clearly used 'paper' again recently to devastating effect (beating a flagrantly unlawful 'double stone' in the process).




Coming soon on Celebrity SPS...

The inaugural CSPS 'Rock off', a knockout competition using fingers, fist and palm to reveal the best pop star ever.